Quotes & Sayings

• I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the United States of America
• People in cars cause accidents...accidents in cars cause people.
• My Child Is an Honor Student at the State Correctional Facility
• Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
• The truth alone will not make you free, but it's a prerequisite. Only by knowing the truth can you choose freedom.
• Fanatically anti-fanatical
• A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire (1694-1778)
• "Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
• Software and MP3s are not a birthright.
• Many Bothans died to bring you this sig.
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
• Kuroshin.org : stating the bleeding obvious in the most pretentious way possible
• You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
• "If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
• I am a sexually reproducing sig. like a fscking script?
• Its the government's job to keep the public scared, otherwise the public stop working as hard
• Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
• Using analogies to compare the Internet with real life is like trying to rationalize the universe with a bag of marbles.
• It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. - Jerome Klapka Jerome
• Pissing off the religious right at every opportunity and proud of it
• Failing to learn from history dooms you to repeat it.
• -Copyright law #69:Whenever Mickey Mouse is about to enter the public domain,copyrights get extended by 25 years.
• AllOfmp3.com is legal (see a.2) http://tinyurl.com/46f7n
• "If Windows XP is the answer, Then you didn't understand the question."
• The truth hurts, the shoe fits, and the ends do justify the means.
• Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Stop asking silly questions and just boot up already. http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=165624&cid=13815714
• You feel sleepy. Close your eyes. The opinions stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
• If you're lazy, you'll avoid CLIs and embrace GUIs. If you're INSANELY lazy, you'll em brace a good CLI.
• This is New York. Of course there are naked people on Seventh Avenue. --Michael Bloomberg, Mayor, NYC
• fun bugzilla quip: "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."
• Why do they call them the "Religious Right" when they're frequently wrong? -Brian Sudbeck
• My kid knocked up your honor student.
• Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
• Whose OS would you use: Several American accounting college dropouts' or a Finnish computer science college graduate's?

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